Binky is the most stress-free social media app ever! Think about all those times when you want to scroll through a feed on your phone, but you dont want to read depressing news articles or see photos from people who seem happier than you. Binky gives you the incessant micro-thrills of scrolling through stuff, never knowing whats coming next, without all the hassle. And the things you do in Binky dont end up on a server somewhere for the world to see. Its all the fun of social media with all the privacy you wish you had!
Features:
* An infinite list of random stuff (we call them "Binks"), with pictures. You wont care about some of them, but others will give you a fleeting feeling of satisfaction -- just like a real app!
* Each Bink has a Like button so that you can like it, just like a real app!
* Swipe left or right on Binks, because its weirdly satisfying, just like a real app!
* Leave a comment! Unlike a real app, you dont have to stress about what to say. Just mash the keyboard and Binky will think of an appropriate comment for you! Wheres THAT feature, Facebook?
* A "share" button that doesnt do anything!
* Scroll through over a thousand Binks, including: sawdust, Sam Cooke, rutabagas, laser tag, merman, mascara, puddles, and elbow.
If you read all the way through that last bullet point, youre already hooked. Download it today!